mothers day gnomes

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mother’s day gnomes

May 10th, 2009

Asked what I’d like for Mother’s Day, I responded, “Let’s make garden gnomes!”

So that’s what we did. Down we sat, clay and tools in hand, in a sunny yellow kitchen overlooking our beloved garden. Armed with imagination, a few handy hand-building techniques and a sense of humor, we all managed to create a gnome worthy of a garden.

It was a great day of art, indeed.

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Raised by a pack of she-wolves and taught ancient glasswork techniques by the late and wildly infamous Flora de Belier Monte, Carol continues to evolve in her art and expression. Her glass beads, jewelry, art, and writing reflect her bohemian past and gifts of intuition and imagination.

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